The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Meatvision.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!