- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to shoot iron from your blood

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to create powers

The power to walk on frozen water.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers