- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the ability to command watermelons

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to revive Hitler.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to explode on the moon

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers