- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to skip the Kripp.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

Pointless Super Powers