The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!