The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Third armpit.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!