The power of micro penis.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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to poop a penny every year

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!