The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to glow while under the sun

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to have a V8

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!