The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to fly while under water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!