The power to explode on demand.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to read captchas

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!