The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!