- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

solar powered night-vision

Super-slowness

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to smell poo...

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Power to develop diseases.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to control sloths

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

Pointless Super Powers