The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!