The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!