The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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See through invisible people

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!