The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!