the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!