The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to jump faster.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!