The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time reading this.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of being yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!