the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to create shit

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!