The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to beathe

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!