the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power drown in water

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!