The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!