The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!