the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!