the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!