power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to pee poop

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to be shitty

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The power to be a woman

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!