The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to fart the alphebet

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to be a gamer

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

thumb_up thumb_down +134

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to stick your head up your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +124

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!