to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to science.

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The power to like this power

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to get in the van

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!