The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to create powers

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to die early.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!