A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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A good Kisser

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!