The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!