The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to troll.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!