- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be powerless

The power to fly but only when your in space.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

A good Kisser

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to eat ass.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to breath at will.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to kill yourself

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Pointless Super Powers