The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to science.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!