The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die early.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!