The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!