- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to stand still for five hours

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to not exercise.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

the power to be able to blow air

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to burn the sun.

Pointless Super Powers