The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to jump faster.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!