The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!