- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to count from A to purple

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power of micro penis.

The power to see through air.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

Pointless Super Powers