The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to create powers

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!