The power to die at will.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to do one push-up

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!