- Pointless Super Powers

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to drown on land.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

Nipple Radar.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

he power to make mistakes

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to divide by zero

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to eat food.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!