The power to create powers

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!