- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to look like yourself

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

the power to be powerless

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers