The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to be dead

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!