Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to misspell

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to breathe oxygen.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!