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The power to control Rollie pollies
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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.
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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies
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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich
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The power to have a atomic fart
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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.
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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.
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The power to become famous on vine
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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.
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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!
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The power to live,but only when you are dead
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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.
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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours
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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.
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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal
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The ability to abruptly end conversations.
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The Power To Fly Without control
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The power to be a gamer
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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!