The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to police irony

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!