the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through windows

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!