- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to divide by zero

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

to die when you are happy

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to display emotions at will

the power to herd cats

Pointless Super Powers