- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not finish your

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the power to be powerless

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to turn into birdseed

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

32% Levitation.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to pee poop

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Pointless Super Powers