The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be a woman

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!