The power to stand still for five hours

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to jerk off

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!