The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!