The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!