The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Stop clapping

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!