- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

Being only half invisible.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to control yourself

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to not exercise.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers