- Pointless Super Powers

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the ability to smell sounds

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

the power to eat when your hungry

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to kill yourself

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to create powers

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!