The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!