the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to look like yourself

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!