the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to die at will.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!