The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Third armpit.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!