- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

the power to not finish your

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Delayed Reaction Man

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power drown in water

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to divide by zero

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

Pointless Super Powers