- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to like any show

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to fail

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to be dead

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to not have any power at all

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

the power to shit bricks

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to have no powers

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!