- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to go slower than a snail :l

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

Having the power of a normal human

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Pointless Super Powers