the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!