the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Third armpit.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!