The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!