The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have a power

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to start time.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!