The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!