The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!