- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to turn into amy rose

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Pointless Super Powers