The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to walk through air.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!