The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to get sick

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!