The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!