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the power to be super ugly

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to see through insects.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!