To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to misspell

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!