- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

the power to not finish your

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

Pointless Super Powers