The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!