The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to be dead

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!