The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to live.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!