The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to die.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!