The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to poop standing up

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to beathe

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!