- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

to spelle caretly

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Pointless Super Powers