- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

hello

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to control your own limb movement

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Third armpit.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to lick anything except pussy.

Pointless Super Powers