The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!